there's paper in my vomit.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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