Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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