So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
