You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
