hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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