So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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