some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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