belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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