IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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