So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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