He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
At least life still wants to fuck me.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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