guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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