fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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