turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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