try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
