Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just gift wrapped bread.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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