I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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