i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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