Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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