pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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