i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
