I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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