the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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