My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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