sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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