went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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