May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize