wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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