There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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