its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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