No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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