Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Alive.
So much puke
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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