if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Randomize
