the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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