i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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