If i come over, it means nothing
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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