It's just like the Real World with babies
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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