I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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