Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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