Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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