Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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