And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I think I won the penis lottery.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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