so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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