Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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