im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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