well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Randomize
