in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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