I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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