So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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