And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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