they need to just BURY HIM!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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