you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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