so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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