I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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