it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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