Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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